Tuesday, September 1, 2009

butt station

Everybody loves a good catalogue. Delivered right to your door are pages upon pages that bring a sparkle to your eye. A new blouse, a kitchen gadget you can't live without, toys galore....

or,
the butt station.

There is also the snuggle blanket.
What happens if you have to go to the
bathroom suddenly? A fire?

You always know the kids can find something they want.
Hmm, Batman scares me!

The Holidays are coming so what better
way than to decorate your computer screen!
Come on bloggy friends...
I expect at Christmas to hear about
all the garland that abounds while reading my blog!

Don't know what to get the man in your life?
How about some knit jean loungewear?
Really...should the words knit and jean
be able to describe any attire?
Oh, drawstring included!

Deer, they are cute. Bambie stole my heart long ago.
Somehow, I don't remember Bambie's legs being this long?
If you are an avid hunter you need,
yes...need, to showcase your hunt
on fine china. Deer china that is.
I think Spode has some competition.
After a long day of hunting you need to hang those
orange duds on your gun coat rack.
Don't forget to put a
coaster under your Natural Light.
You wouldn't want to ruin your side table.

And if ever you need to wrap a present,
what better way than to camouflage it!
I bet they'll never find the present....
you know you want to keep the butt station
for your very own.



And last but not least....
Fido.
How could we ever forget about
man's best friend!

I think my hubby and I giggled for an hour over our new found coffee table book. Thank you postal service for delivering 387 pages of laughter!

3 comments:

maribeth said...

umm, are you trying to keep all the laughs to yourself because you forgot to share the name of said catalog?? i just have to say, "i don't even own a(h) gun, much less many guns which would necessitate an entire rack."

and, those deer look like mutant spiders . . .

breanne said...

total spider legs maribeth! i just realized fido looks like a thug. he's hard core. it's lakeside collection just in case you want to order hubby the butt station for his new office furniture:)

mimi said...

omg, looking back i missed this one. too much, this is where all that crap comes from you see in public. this place needs to be shut down for making the world such an ugly place!thank God it's not our only choices!